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Get Your Home Inspection Scheduled
Look, buying a house is already stressful enough without wondering what’s hiding behind those walls. That’s where I come in—I’m Chris, and I’ve been crawling through crawlspaces and poking around attics for years so you don’t have to guess about what you’re getting into.
Here’s how this works: You fill out the quick form below, and I’ll get back to you faster than your realtor returns your texts. We’ll talk about what you need, when you need it, and I’ll make sure you understand exactly what’s going to happen during the inspection.
What happens after you submit this form:
- I’ll call or text you within a few hours (usually sooner)
- We’ll chat about your specific situation and what you’re most worried about
- I’ll explain the whole process in regular English, not inspector-speak
- We’ll pick a time that works for everyone involved
- You’ll get a clear quote with no surprise fees
Why people choose us for their inspections:
We keep things simple. No scary technical jargon, no making mountains out of molehills, and definitely no leaving you hanging with questions. I’ve been doing construction and remodeling for over 25 years, so when I find something, I don’t just point it out—I explain what it means, what it’ll cost to fix, and whether you should actually worry about it.
Plus, I get it. Buying a house feels like a huge gamble sometimes. My job is to take the guesswork out of it so you can make smart decisions with confidence instead of lying awake at night wondering if that weird noise in the basement is going to bankrupt you.
Here's what you can expect:
- Same-day inspection reports (because who wants to wait around wondering?)
- Clear photos and explanations you’ll actually understand
- Honest advice about what’s urgent and what can wait
- A guy who’ll answer your questions months later when you’re staring at something wondering “what did Chris say about this again?”
A few things to know before we get started:
- We typically do inspections at 9am or 1pm
- Try to give us at least 24 hours notice if possible
- Yes, you can (and should) tag along during the inspection—that’s when the real learning happens
- We serve all around Northern Kentucky and Southwest Ohio
The bottom line? You’re making one of the biggest purchases of your life. You deserve someone in your corner who’ll shoot straight, explain things clearly, and help you feel confident about what comes next.
Ready to stop worrying and start getting answers? Fill out the form below and let’s get this figured out.
And hey, if you have questions before you even submit the form, just call or text. I’m pretty much always available to chat about houses, fix-it projects, or why that one outlet in your kitchen keeps acting weird.